February 2012
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I stand before you a man, like none other. With...
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When someone sneezes I ALWAYS say "bless you"......
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It's so hard to look up to myself; so I just...
i'm awesome, i'm awesome, i'm awesome, i'm...
I love women. Oh yes I do.
I love you.
I loathe you.
Tell me lies and make it sound good.
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"There is in this world no greater force than the...
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Ask me ANY question you may have for me, and I’ll answer it the best I can. I don’t bite, I promise.
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Alien: I come in peace; please, take me to meet this Chick Norris we've heard so much about.
Chuck Norris: I am he.
Alien: *bows* Please do not harm me, you are the best in all the galaxies.
Chuck Norris: If you answer me one question: what is the secret of the universe.
Alien: Thou shall never fucks with the great bearded one known as Norris of Chuck.
Chuck Norris: You may live with no fear of me. *ascends to his bowflex in the skies*
“Trying to raise $2,000 in 3 months for a Leukemia Bike Ride… Here we go...”
If I knew how much longer I'd live, I'd most...
I love the fact that women just take nude pictures...
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Prep Clothing Hierarchy
King: Urban Outfitters
Queen: Abercrombie & Fitch
Prince: Hollister
Princess: American Eagle
Adopted Kid: Aeropostale
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