March 2012
237 posts
Tumblr Crush Application
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February 2012
329 posts
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein
“And yes, she is a rare flower, but keep in mind so is every women you meet. Just...”
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i wish everyone saw me the way i do
I believe in aliens
I also believe when they come to earth to chit-chat some jackass with a gun is going to freak out, shot them, then proceed to Fuck us all over.
My dad always said “don’t fear the strong man with the guy, but fear the weak man with one.”
i really dislike the time between young justice...
Fiddle sticks.
i still miss andy. he will forever be spartacus to...
“She doesn’t even know my last name, but she says she love me. She...”
Hi.
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“I’ve never told anyone this but here we go. I was at a party and I was...”
“Our self-esteem comes from our estimation of how we think we are thought of by...”
Forever Wish
Mom: Now blow out the candles Michael.
Michael: *blows spit all over cake*
Mom: What'd you wish for?
Michael: To be a hero like Batman.
Mom: That's cute son, do your best!
---------------16 Years Later---------------
Mom: Now blow out the candles Michael.
Michael: *blows spit all over cake*
Mom: What'd you wish for?
Michael: To be a hero like Batman.
Mom: You say that every year Michael.
Michael: I'll wish this forever until it comes true.
Mom: I love you.
Never underestimate the man that stands before...
Android > iOS5
“I want a Jim Lee sketch.”
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I stand before you a man, like none other. With...
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When someone sneezes I ALWAYS say "bless you"......
