• Alien: I come in peace; please, take me to meet this Chick Norris we've heard so much about.
  • Chuck Norris: I am he.
  • Alien: *bows* Please do not harm me, you are the best in all the galaxies.
  • Chuck Norris: If you answer me one question: what is the secret of the universe.
  • Alien: Thou shall never fucks with the great bearded one known as Norris of Chuck.
  • Chuck Norris: You may live with no fear of me. *ascends to his bowflex in the skies*
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